Diarmuid 'Zoolander' O'Dowd Hill Devasted!!

It just dawned on the wannabee hand model, Diarmuid Zoolander O'Dowd Hill, that his career has been desperately cut short by the abuse his poor pinky has suffered at the hands of his dreadful parents. He has gone into seclusion and is said to be considering his future. Rumour has it that a lawsuit could be iminent...